21 February 2023
Eduardo...Diaby...Ramsey...is Saka next?
18 October 2021
At long last, Vieira returns to Arsenal!
It's true, and not for the first time. Some are saying that he may soon be here to stay. Not me, though. That's a bit of madness, but it's understandable, such is Vieira's legendary status, Arsenal's difficulty in finding his "heir", and the fact that we find ourselves mired midtable, just three points clear of Monday's visitors. Of course, on Vieira's first return to Arsenal, his erstwhile friend, colleague, and compatriot Robert Pirès greeted him with a somewhat impertinent tackle that left Vieira frustrated as Pirès launched a counter that saw Henry feed Fabregas for the opening goal in a 2-0 win, taking us one step closer to that 2006 Champions League final. Ever since Vieira left, we've hungered for someone to fill the role from which he dominated and domineered. Ever since Wenger left, many have wondered if Vieira could return as Arsenal's manager. Come Monday, we have have more (or less) to wonder about.
13 October 2021
Thomas Partey proves he's not auditioning to play for an American football team...
When Thomas Partey joined Arsenal from Atletico Madrid, it felt too many like we had finally found that much-vaunted Vieira's HeirTM, that dominating, physical box-to-box midfielder who could disrupt opponents' attacks, link defense to attack, and bomb forward to score. There were flashes of that from the often-injured Elijah Price—er, Abou Diaby—but we've never truly found the player who could fill that role. Partey's arrival seemed to herald the dawning of a new era. He quickly showed that he could dominate a midfield. His passing split lines and carved defenses open. He tackled with almost-reckless aplomb...and then came the shots. Simply put, it often seemed like the man was auditioning to take point-after tries for an American football team or perhaps a conversion for a proper rugby side. Some of his efforts are still being tracked by the Hubble Telescope. However, there is better news on the near-horizon.
02 July 2015
Adieu, Abou.
22 September 2014
Arsenal vs. Southampton: Diaby the Destroyer's debut
Diaby may seize his chance. The league cup, already lower on our list of priorities, may have dropped even further as those injuries have forced us to refocus on the Prem and Champions League for now, and the FA Cup in January. We'll likely see a squad full of starlets and debutants, but the 28-year old Diaby may be poised to destroy the Saints even if the league cup is for them is their best bet at silverware.
25 April 2014
And Diaby goes down...again.
Pogba? I'll pass. Pirlo? Perhaps...
22 April 2014
Abou impresses on debut; will he rise from the ashes?
11 April 2014
Rare Diaby sighting reported at Colney
Scientists have been called in to study the photo as well as the grounds on which the sighting took place near the Arsenal Training Centre in Hertfordshire, England. If confirmed, it is suggested that this entity, this speciemn, might someday soon be seen running box to box on various pitches across England, laying waste to those who dare to oppose. In particular, the residents of Liverpool, Manchester, and various sections of London itself have been advised to take necessary precautions to protect themselves lest they feel the full brunt of his awesome, if rarely displayed, prowess.
It is unclear what has prompted the reappearance of the aboudensis, but scientists speculate that the changing of the season, the closing of the winter transfer-window, and the flagging hopes of the Arsenal faithful have inspired him from his hibernation. His sighting has been likened to a new signing, as true a sign of the arrival of spring as the first robin or tulip in bloom.
Furthermore, it is anyone's guess as to whether this sighting is more like the Groundhog's Day of legend, in which the groundhog emerges from his burrow. If it is cloudy and he cannot see his shadow, he returns, and spring is indeed here. If, however, it is sunny and he sees his own shadow, we are in for another six weeks of winter. With the Prem season itself set to close on 11 May, but with a potential 17 May FA Cup final also hanging in the balance, it was unclear whether or not he did or did not see his shadow. One thing is certain: anxious onlookers will study this and other portents to come.
06 March 2014
One league where we're comfortably top of the table...
20 January 2014
Is Diaby about to bid us adieu?
In the case of Abou Diaby, the travesty is of course the injuries that have bedeviled him. In his eight years with the club, a span of time that might have seen him accrue some 400 or more appearances, he's only managed 178. His career tells a cruel story, one reminiscent of Samuel L. Jackson's character in the film Unbreakable. Like Elijah Price, Diaby seems especially fragile and prone to injuries at any moment. He's suffered 35 significant injuries during his time with the club, the latest one an especially cruel rupture of the ACL that seems to have ruled him out the rest of the 2013-14 season. He'll turn 28 before the end of the season and would need quite a bit of rehabilitation and recovery before he could see first-team action. Given his history, though, the next injury could yet again lay him low only a few matches into his comeback. When he's been fit, he's shown flashes of a kind of dominance that is comparable to Vieira's, an ability to dominate from endline to endline, his lanky length allowing him, almost like a spider, to reach out and snatch the ball from any direction and launch a counter-attack almost single-handedly. Just as he was set to reclaim the kind of form that saw him demolish Liverpool back in September of 2012, his ACL rupture in March 2013 laid waste to those hopes, and we'll be without his services for the remainder of the current campaign.
When he does come back, if ever, he'll find a midfield even more-crowded than he left, and chances for action even fewer and farther in-between. Of course, Arteta and Flamini are no spring-chickens, but a defensive midfield of Ramsey and Wilshere would leave Diaby languishing on the bench. Given his history of injury, this might be a good thing, as the rigors of playing 80-90 minutes a week might be more than his brittle body could bear, but would such a role suit him? Most of the talk around Diaby's future with the club has centered around whether or not the club should keep him or move him on. However, the severity of his latest injury, the long recuperation time, and his advancing age may have changed the terms of the debate, maybe even to the point that Diaby himself would bow out rather than being cast off.
I've agonized over the man's plight, here and here if you care to dig deeper into the archives. Simply put, he's literally put his body on the line for the club, and, sadly, his body has paid the price. Years from now, he may struggle to walk unassisted, get out of a chair, or simply sit comfortably, as the aches and pains he's accumulated in these eight years marinate and get ornery. Much as I have wished to see him return with a clean bill of health and run amok on the pitch, I worry that those days are behind him. Much as I hope that I'm wrong on that score, I'd rather he choose his destiny rather than let the cold hand of fate lay him low one more time.
The poet Edna St. Vincent Millay wrote these lines, lines that seem to imbue Diaby's plight with deeper significance:
My candle burns at both ends;So it goes with Diaby. He has been burning the candle at both ends, producing moments of that "lovely light''; sadly, however, it couldn't and hasn't lasted long. I hope we haven't seen the last of this man, but it's increasingly difficult to cling to such hopes. What might have been seems to loom larger than what could be...
It will not last the night;
But, ah, my foes, and, oh, my friends—
It gives a lovely light!
09 June 2013
Will Abou Diaby be swept up in the summer clear-out?
With an injury set to keep him out of action until January 2014 and a contract set to expire in June 2015, he and the club face some hard questions. On one hand, he's 27, an age at which many players start to peak. Will he peak a little later due to all of the time he has missed through injury? We could see him return to the pitch late in the upcoming campaign rejuvenated, completely rebuilt and recovered from this and various other injuries that have beset him. We don't have to look far for examples of such resurrections. Here in the U.S., the American footballer Adrian Peterson returned from ACL surgery to reclaim his status as one of the the sport's most electrifying athletes. He was 26 when he tore his ACL. He came back for the 2012 season and earned the league's Most Valuable Player award and finished second for Comeback Player of the Year. Had he rushed for nine more yards, he would have broken a 28 year-old record for rushing yards.
On the other hand, Diaby has never made it through a complete season in the Prem.
I offer the American football stats as a suggestion that Diaby could come back just as good if not better than he's ever been. Go back to his performance against Liverpool back in September and tell me you wouldn't want that man back. He was everywhere in an effortless yet dominating performance. At full-strength, he would solve quite a few dilemmas. Arsene has been mocked (and rightly so) for announcing each of Diaby's returns from injury as being like a "new signing", but to some extent that's true. Diaby hasn't played more than 20 games across all competitions since 2010-11. Even Tomas Rosicky, similarly beset by injury, has bested that mark five times in seven seasons. When he does come back, he shows what he's capable of. However, in the process, some injury or another inevitably arises.
Therefore, the question then becomes, at what point do we cut our losses? After all, the pressure that the club and player have felt to rush back from injury has no doubt been immense. With each setback, the cat-calls have grown in strength and number, as has the urgency to prove those critics wrong. It's a terribly vicious cycle. Arguably, the pressure to deliver for a club of our ambitions may have forced the man to short-change his rehabilitation, rushing back and overdoing it when a longer break may have cured his ills. Therefore, as much as I would love to see him come back to terrorize teams in January or February 2014, I find myself wondering if it's finally time to cut our losses. Loan the man out to a smaller club, a mid-table club, and let him take his time feeling his way through his recovery. If that doesn't work, he will have had a chance to showcase his skills enough to earn a decent transfer next summer.
He's taken some stick for his injuries, but he's not a loafer content to cash a check each week. If anything, his problem may be just the opposite. Perhaps if he had had just a touch more of the Arshavin in him, he'd have let his body heal properly before charging back into the fray.
What do you think, then? Does the man have a future with Arsenal, or has that ship sailed? Should we save a spot for him, or look to palm him off on some other club in need of a languid yet potentially dominant midfielder?
27 May 2013
Dr. Lewandowski or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Transfer
It's enough to make me look at van Persie's move to Man U with magnanimity, with understanding, and maybe even sympathy. After all, Man U had come in second place last year and only on goal-differential while Arsenal lucked into third. For as much as we've vied with Man U, it's been a while since we can truly say we've gone head-to-head with them in the Prem. I can almost, almost, accept his move as one of a player nearing the end of his career. It still seems like the desperate gambit of a graying man. It paid off for him, so good for him, I guess. I still believe that staying at Arsenal might just have led to a similar result for us this year, but what do I know? By contrast, Götze's decision to move to Bayern, and that of Lewandowski should the rumors prove true, lay waste to the competitive ideal. Pardon my French, but where the f*#@ would sport be if each team's best player simply crossed over to join the best team in the league? Götze is 20. Lewandowski is 24. They have plenty of time to achieve. What the hell ever happened to looking at your rival, at the champions, and saying, "eff you. We're knocking you off next year"?
I mean, good God. I now find myself wondering if Götze's injury is legitimate or if it was some implied contractual term: "now that he belongs to Bayern, I'm afraid we must insist on protecting our investment. Therefore, I'm sorry to say, he mustn't unduly exert himself in the closing weeks. That's a good boy." As to Lewandowski, he hardly distinguished himself against Bayern on Saturday, earning a Gervinho-esque 6.58 from whoscored.com. How much of that average rating comes from him all but knowing that he'd soon be switching sides? How do his teammates feel after that loss (assuming that the rumors are true)?
Look. I know that players have a preciously short window in which to win trophies and earn money, but there's a limit. I still remember the Chicago Bulls of the late 1980s who, year after year after year, crashed out of the playoffs against the Detroit Pistons. No matter how transcendent Michael Jordan was, no matter how much his teammates improved, it seemed that the Pistons were always better. However, instead of switching sides, Jordan came back each year more determined, more ruthless, more skilled, until he and his teammates broke through, sweeping the Pistons out of the playoffs and winning the championship. Tell me that that trophy doesn't taste sweeter than the one that Lebron James "won" with the Miami Heat or the one that van Persie won with Man U or the many that Götze (and Lewandowski?) is/are sure to win with Bayern.
Come on. Really? If trophies are that easy to buy, what are they really worth? It's ridiculous. With enough money, you can amass enough players to win whatever the f@)# you want, but for what? When it gets that easy, how satisfying is it, really? How much of it can you really claim to have earned? It's a crock of shite for all I care, and I don't care if I completely misused British slang just now. These lazy, self-indulgent bastards who believe that they're owed a trophy in their lifetimes can take a flying leap, for all I care. You got a trophy? Great. Good for you. Did you earn it, or would the team still have won it without you? Were you a great white, or were you a remora?
These short-cut taking simpletons have convinced me of at least one thing: I never wanted them wearing the Arsenal kit in the first place. You want the cheap and easy? Go play for Man U or Man City or Chelsea or whichever club is willing to rent the flavor of the month. I want players who are willing to dig in, get grimy and dirty, and get a little dirt under their nails instead of a weekly manicure and to look at the success of a cross-town or league rival and say, "They don't deserve that. That is mine. They may have it this year, but we're knocking them on their arses next year." Any player who is willing to take the path of least resistance is not a player I want in Arsenal red, trophies be damned.
In America, we have a folk-singer by the name of Utah Phillips. At one point before his death, he said to a room full of 16-year olds, "they're going to clear-cut your best thoughts for the sake of profit unless you learn to resist, because the profit system follows the path of least resistance, and following the path of least resistance is what makes the river crooked." I worry that too many players are following the path of least resistance, choosing the quick and easy. Yeah, they get to where they want to go, but what have they become in the process?
I don't want the quick and easy. If it's true that Lewandowski has signed with Bayern, I never wanted him in the first place. He might then lack the grit and tenacity that I look for in a player. I want guys who look at the successes of others not with envy but jealousy: "you have taken what is mine, and I have no choice but to dedicate every fiber of my being to taking it back". Van Persie lacked that. Nasri lacked that. Götze lacked that. Perhaps Lewandowksi lacks it as well.
There was a time when I extolled the virtues of Borussia Dortmund (or at least of its players). They seemed to remind me of Arsenal of a decade ago, populated and led by young and hungry players looking to knock off the Titans. Now, however, I look at Dortmund's best and brightest and find myself doubting their character thoroughly and completely. If Götze or Lewandowski is eyeing greener pastures, I guess I shouldn't begrudge them too harshly for seeking some gratification. However, they'll still earn more in a few years of footy than I will in a lifetime of toil, so I have my limits. To some degree, sure, I owe these players a debt for their skill and their artistry, but that is not the same as saying that I should accept, part and parcel, their ease in displaying all of the consistency of a weather-vane.
Ambition is one quality; nihilism is quite another. Give me a one-club man, one who is dedicated to and believes in the club itself. It's not the name on the back of the jersey that matters. It's the name on the front that matters. Lewandowski has signed with Bayern? Fine. I never wanted the likes of him anyway. Jovetic wants to switch from Fiorentina to Juventus? Good for him. Give me a guy who's willing to lay it all on the line over the guy who sees each club as a stepping-stone to the next.
I'm not so naive as to expect every player who dons the Arsenal kit to be a die-hard Gooner. That would be ridiculous. I simply want a squad of players that show up each day bound and determined to do their damned-best without calculating how their performances affect their market value. Is that too much to ask?
31 March 2013
Do it For Diaby
Sorry, John. Well, no, but it's polite to say so. |
29 March 2013
The Diaby Debacle
As news of Diaby's torn ACL has made the rounds, I've cast about desperately for news that could convince me that he will in fact return in 10 months' time. I've always been a believer in Diaby and hope fervently that he'll not only come back, but come back in a form that comes anything close to what he showed us against Liverpool in September when he was more spider than man, leaping and bouncing about, pouncing on balls and tackling various Scousers left and right. Were it not for his litany of injuries—none so cruel as this—he'd be a world-beater, the kind of player we'd be lionizing and remembering for years to come. Instead, through no fault of his own, he's ended up as Samuel Jackson's character Elijah Price in Unbreakable, a villain so fragile that he can barely walk without fracturing something. Diaby could have and should have been Bruce Willis's character in that same film—David Dunn, the titular hero who was impervious to illness or injury.
28 March 2013
Wilshere's Out Two Weeks, Diaby Gone Eight Months
While it's true that we can probably get by over the next few weeks against the likes of Reading, West Brom, and Norwich, the longer-term picture is harder to feel good about. I'm not referring to tougher matches down the line or securing 4th place this season. I'm worried that Wilshere runs the risk of getting "Diaby-ized", succumbing to a string of injuries that keep him out of action and that gradually erode his form. Speaking of Diaby, news from arsenal.com has him with a torn anterior cruciate ligament, which will knock him out for eight to nine months. The report is quite skimpy, barely five sentences, but it's terrible news for a player already plagued by injury. I genuinely feel bad for Diaby, victim to a string of injuries that would be positively laughable if it wasn't so sad. At the risk then of reducing the man to a symbol, let's hope that Wilshere, Wenger, and the medical team learn from Diaby's example and err on the side of excessive caution. If this means that Wilshere sits for the rest of the season, so be it. He's too young and too bold to be asked about his own fitness; he might try to rush himself back too soon, and there's no good reason for that. Yes, I know 4th place is a prized target, but Wilshere is the kind of player we hope to have and build around for the next decade, if not longer.
Diaby's case is a bit more complicated. Does this mark the end of his time with Arsenal? Could it mark the end of his career? A torn ACL is no sprain, inflammation, or bruise. This is going to take time, and when he does come back, the lingering mental and physical trauma is likely to plague quite a while longer than the injury itself. Here's hoping he comes back in 10 months a new man.
We'll come back later with more upbeat news on the squad and the upcoming match with Reading. For now, hope the two lads recover quickly...
22 March 2013
A Plague of Injuries
18 March 2013
How Do You Solve a Problem Like Diaby?
However, before we come down too hard on the man, let's remember a few things--he's "only" 26, for one. I say this because, due to his injuries, he's made just 122 Prem appearances for us over eight years. That's a number that a healthy player can reach in just over three seasons. This deprives him of valuable experience and delays his development. To miss all of those games and practice sessions can only mean that his form is going to suffer. Then there's the mental aspect of it--once a player suffers an injury, the doubt and tentativeness set in: "will I get hurt again?" What's more, one injury can trigger another. It seems that Jack Wilshere's new ankle injury, if only to prove that it happens to everyone's fave, could come down to adjustments he made to his stride, consciously or otherwise. The number of knocks Diaby has suffered must also be personally frustrating to him. He doesn't strike me as a lazy man content to draw a check for doing nothing. If he was, Arshavin is there to remind that him that that position has already been filled.
There have been calls suggesting that we should sell him in the summer, but I think we'd be fools to do so. He wouldn't be the first player to show flashes of brilliance from beneath a veneer of injuries. A certain striker struggled through injuries for just as long as Diaby has; when he finally played a full season, he scored 30 Prem League goals for us. I'm not suggesting that Diaby is going to emerge from his own history in similar style. I'm just saying that, for as rare as those moments of brilliance have been, it's worth keeping him around just a little longer. He should have at least five more years of quality football left in him, and if he can regain any of the form and class he showed against Liverpool, it would be a fine time indeed.