Ahead of Saturday's visit from Man City, it seems that Citizens left and right are finding excuses to avoid the fray. Usually, players manufacture their injuries to avoid international friendlies; this time through, however, it seems that the mighty Mancs might be suffering a bit of pre-match malaise as player after player has picked up an unfortunate knock or niggle, relegating them to observer's status, rather than reprise the thumping they absorbed in the Community Shield. As with that match, Citeh may field an XI full of back-benchers, this time by necessity rather than by choice. So it goes...
At first, the news trickled in. A few of those back-benchers found their way out of town via loans. Álvaro Negredo made his way back to Spain, getting a loan-deal to Valencia. No bigs, as he was one of those impulse-buys we've come to expect from Citeh. Next, however, it was squad-stalwart Micah Richards, the longest-serving (by my reckoning) member, having debuted away to Arsenal way back in October 2005. Despite having racked up 245 appearances in the interim, Richards has joined Serie A's Fiorentina on a season-long loan. It appears that, rather than face us, he's abandoned ship.
Casting further back into the past, we have Costel Pantilimon joining Sunderland on a free transfer, where he can learn from no less than Vito Mannone. Further down the pecking order, perhaps, we have Javi Garcia going to the fertile footballing grounds that are found at Zenit-St. Petersburg; Joleon Lescott joining West Brom on a free (!), and Gareth Barry achieving 'elder-statesman's' status at Everton.
And it's not just the loans. More recently, "injuries" have cropped up. We Gooners know full-well, of course, what it means to lose players to niggles and knocks. It's part and parcel of who we are. However, as referenced above, even Gooners could look to interlullian injuries as a bit of gamesmanship: "Golly, sir. I know we have a pointless friendly in East Backwaterianton, involving a 12-hour flight with interminable delays and seats that just don't recline far enough, whose result has no bearing on my position for club or country, but I just can't shake this soreness in my, um, deviated septum, so..." However, there's a plethora of such injuries incurred during the interlull that begs questions. Zabaleta suffered something in Argentina's (eventual) triumph over Germany last week. Kompany almost missed Belgium's "crucial" friendly against Australia. Jovetić, once-coveted in these very environs, seems to have strained his hamstring while training with Montenegro. As such, the availability of all three is in doubt.
Even for a squad as deep as Citeh's, other questions persist. Will Agüero feature? What of Džeko? Neither of them is fully fit. One has to wonder, then, if the injuries that Citeh have suffered are physical or existential in nature. Having glutted themselves on transfers-in and trophies, have they finally reached a point of satiety that will see their squad settle for medicrioty? Why battle, after all, when all of your material needs are met? That's the thing about wild roller-coaster rides, such as the one that Citeh have enjoyed over the last five years or so. The thrill-seeking is all but gone. What's left to accomplish (other than a Champions League drive that lasts past the round of 16)?
To their credit, I suppose, none of the former Gunners who have made his way to the Etihad have begged off—so far, Clichy, Nasri, and Sagna have laid low rather than drawing attention to themselves. Then again, the absences of such illustrious teammates will thrust them and others front-and-center. Can they handle the pressure of taking to the pitch to represent a club whose path to success diverges so wildly from the path that Arsenal have taken?
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Casting further back into the past, we have Costel Pantilimon joining Sunderland on a free transfer, where he can learn from no less than Vito Mannone. Further down the pecking order, perhaps, we have Javi Garcia going to the fertile footballing grounds that are found at Zenit-St. Petersburg; Joleon Lescott joining West Brom on a free (!), and Gareth Barry achieving 'elder-statesman's' status at Everton.
And it's not just the loans. More recently, "injuries" have cropped up. We Gooners know full-well, of course, what it means to lose players to niggles and knocks. It's part and parcel of who we are. However, as referenced above, even Gooners could look to interlullian injuries as a bit of gamesmanship: "Golly, sir. I know we have a pointless friendly in East Backwaterianton, involving a 12-hour flight with interminable delays and seats that just don't recline far enough, whose result has no bearing on my position for club or country, but I just can't shake this soreness in my, um, deviated septum, so..." However, there's a plethora of such injuries incurred during the interlull that begs questions. Zabaleta suffered something in Argentina's (eventual) triumph over Germany last week. Kompany almost missed Belgium's "crucial" friendly against Australia. Jovetić, once-coveted in these very environs, seems to have strained his hamstring while training with Montenegro. As such, the availability of all three is in doubt.
Even for a squad as deep as Citeh's, other questions persist. Will Agüero feature? What of Džeko? Neither of them is fully fit. One has to wonder, then, if the injuries that Citeh have suffered are physical or existential in nature. Having glutted themselves on transfers-in and trophies, have they finally reached a point of satiety that will see their squad settle for medicrioty? Why battle, after all, when all of your material needs are met? That's the thing about wild roller-coaster rides, such as the one that Citeh have enjoyed over the last five years or so. The thrill-seeking is all but gone. What's left to accomplish (other than a Champions League drive that lasts past the round of 16)?
To their credit, I suppose, none of the former Gunners who have made his way to the Etihad have begged off—so far, Clichy, Nasri, and Sagna have laid low rather than drawing attention to themselves. Then again, the absences of such illustrious teammates will thrust them and others front-and-center. Can they handle the pressure of taking to the pitch to represent a club whose path to success diverges so wildly from the path that Arsenal have taken?
don't underestimate a wounded beast. Citeh may lack for a few players here or there but their squad is so deep that it defies description. A few players loaned out here or there, plus a few injuries, is not enough to dent their ambition. we have to take all three both as a signal of intent, and as a staking of claims. we canNOT let them nick points.
ReplyDeleteWhat a snide, disrespectful excuse of an 'article'.
ReplyDeletePlaying at home infront of a sell out crowd against a side that has just lost at home to Stoke and you'd think it a nailed on certainty for a home win.
Best that Arsène concentrate more on the qualities of the side that ripped Liverpool to bits in the second half of their first serious game of the season though, and not the excuse for a 'team' that turned up for the pre-season Wembley Friendly! On their day, and that is most days, City can do that to anyone.
The worst thing I can say about this pathetic bit of scribbling is that its typical of an Arsenal "fan"., Just like your loathsome creep of a manger, who is forever whinging and whining, while having the decision making skills of a sloth. You lot are the pits when it comes to support. Just like your fellow also rans United, you will be looking up at the stars again this season not bestriding them. Do one you plastic.
ReplyDeleteAn intelligent Arsenal fan. A true collectors item.
ReplyDeleteI understand that a missing persons alert has been put out for Jack Wilshere. Apparently once again he was selected for England but failed to turn up.
ReplyDeleteAdrian Durham is right about Arsenal fans all deluded because you beat them in a friendly you think they're running scared lol.
ReplyDeleteAmazing to see how the supporters of other sides always come crawling out of the woodwork whenever there is the least bit of criticism, even if tongue-in-cheek. Maybe, the fact that they read and then post on this site is a tribute to Jon and his writing. It could, of course, also be a sign that the blog sites for Citeh, Cheski, MU, and Spuds, are of such low quality, the come to this site for more intelligent discussion.
ReplyDeleteMiraculously everybody will be fit for the match.
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If i know Jon (and i've been reading him long enough to think I do) I'd assume he's writing with tongue planted firmly in cheek. don't take it too seriously, especially you sky blues who have found your way over here somehow. he's trying to take the piss out of you, nothing more.
ReplyDeleteagreed. to suggest that players like Negredo or Richards arranged loans to avoid one match is laughable on its face, and to take much beyond that as literal is even sillier. we know that the community shield didn't mean much and there's no carry-over to this weekend. I'm sure that City's walking wounded will be fine, if not fully fit, for the match. Wouldn't it be something though if the deepest squad in the Prem suddenly did suffer an injury crisis? something we at Arsenal know a little too much about sad to say!
ReplyDeleteOr it just happens to be a link from newsnow
ReplyDeleteSo many butt-hurt City fans on here. Take a joke
ReplyDeleteAnd is there something we didn't know? City fans invented piss taking and jokes, contrary to what the Normans and the previous cup winners the Vikings may have to say about history and how funny it was. Odin was at least a better captain than Rooney and his head warmer glove puppet.
ReplyDeleteWhoever wrote this is not just a pith taker, he's a 100% transatlantic BS artist too.
ReplyDelete"I've been an Arsenal fan for as long as I can remember. Details are foggy, but it was some time in 1981 or 1982 when I found Prem League highlights on late-night cable TV."
Bollocks.
Were you in your time machine at the time? The Premier League wasn't formed until February 1992 (as the FA Premier League).
Gooner's more than most, should remember date. After all fruit and veg merchant Dein, along with Dyke, were major forces in the formation of the Premier League (with the intention of purloining the TV monies).
They failed miserably, but their work continues.
Oops. You caught me being sloppy and naive. Yes, I am transatlantic but promise I'm not a bs artist, at least on this detail. I did in fact stumble across late-night highlights of First Division football. I apologize for my own carelessness and will go back to correct after enough time has passed for others to notice the error (and so it doesn't seem as if I'm concealing the error, I'll cross it out but not remove it).
ReplyDeleteyawn....remind me which manager won the charity shield plastic cup last season....
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ReplyDeleteDerrick Mansfield, wake up aye, it's called slapping 'Manchester City' in to your articles damn key words, so it appears under Manchester City on news portals that feed all articles on Manchester City for City fans. If you don't want negative feedback for slagging off another club and their players, then I suggest you Arsenal fans shut the F up and concentrate on your own poxy hypocritical two faced ignorant and arrogant club and fan base.
ReplyDeleteIf you don't like the reaction or getting burn't then learn to shut the F up, in fact you Arsenal fans really do need to learn to stop running your mouths off because over the past 5 years you've been doing it way too much. Upset because you've been pushed aside by yet another club after Chelsea did it too you, boo hoo hoo, boo hoo hoo. Pass the tissues. You won't be laughing come the end of the season when you're in the Europa League.
ReplyDeleteIt seems that all the money in the world can buy a world class XI and moe but it still can't buy a sense of humor. More'a the pity...
ReplyDeleteExcellent!
ReplyDeleteTo all these fuckers on here who are having a go at the author - did you start supporting city after the arabs took over? losers
ReplyDeleteTyrone
ReplyDeleteLet me ignore the comments hurled at the "johnnie-come-latelys" and focus upon your much longer post. Very very well thought out and very well researched. Obviously, you have identified what many have realized about the MU situation, i.e., they need to try to win every year before the "brand" no longer has the value that they had a few years ago. Unfortunately, when you try to win each year, you reap what Sir alex sowed. He lured RVP and managed to win the PL, but then the bottom fell out on poor luckless and, apparently, naive David Moyes. Now it is a desperate team that is operating on the premise that winning 7-6 may be better than losing 1-0. unfortunately, they risk losing 2-6, as well. This is all about the MU fandom, that want to wear RVP, Rooney and Falcao (or is it Flacao) jerseys and rarely those of the back-line.
As to MC, let us see what they do in htis next match. They do, admittedly, have a team that is deep enough to still win and, in this case, a player at the rear, Kompany, whose jersey would be worth owning.
No.
ReplyDeleteTyrell,
ReplyDelete"current period point-accumulation" WTF is that in English?,
In your epistle you failed to mention that Falcao is at the swamp because he failed his medical at RM. He was rejected by City for the same reason. His ACL is cream crackered.
Bye the bye, ever kick a ball yourself?
Only asking.
Tyrone--Thanks for sharing, but unless you're the author of 7amkickoff, please give proper attrubution. Thanks!
ReplyDeleteHey Jon, maybe you need only post every two or three days. It appears that, given enough time, all sorts of folks come out of theIr respective crevices.
ReplyDeleteWow! I always thought it was only the Spud supporters who got defensive or abusive, but it seems that all, including Gooners, who suffer from and share this malady.
It must be a consequence of rising damp in their homes plus Marmite for breakfast or lunch.
Greetings from the City of rising damp, to the land of Glazer and trailer trash.
ReplyDeleteHow strange that a foreigner who has never sampled the delights of a full English breakfast should confuse us with the Ockers! (Who any are into that other yeast by-product vegemite, not marmite!).
I realise that like most Yanks you probably don’t have a passport. However, should your parents ever decide to register you and bring you to Europe, perhaps you would allow me the honour of taking you on a tour of our derelict areas, especially 'the swamp', and treating you to a 'full fry up'.
By the way, it sounds as if your 'crevice' is in full working order?
These are the games top players want to play in. Trying to suggest City players are scared of going to the home of the 'forever cheating' is just a cheap and pathetic shot that doesn't even hit the target.
ReplyDeleteCity have arguably one of the best squad in the country, with or without a couple of players. One charity shield does not make a season. I have a feeling we may get all the points this weekend. Brown undies required for the Arse.